Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Attention All Hills Fans

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Is there really a sex tape????


The never ending debate over the million dollar question question!


The sex tape has ruined Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag's friendship and divided many friends and the millions of The Hills viewers into opposing sides.


Now, Beef Curtain's ex-boyfriend, Jason Wahler, is speaking out against Spencer Pratt.


Spencer was on The Tyra Banks Show yesterday and said, "I know for 100% fact it did exist – 1000%!"


Heidi also claims it's not a rumor, adding, "From what I have heard from confirmed sources… her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it."


Somehow that wouldn't surprise us of Jason


As for Lauren still having the tape, Heidi adds, "Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it anymore… but from what I've heard… I am not really allowed to elaborate."


Did Lauren burn the tape? Does Jason still have it?


In a statement, Wahler says, "I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist. Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention. Lauren is my friend and it is insulting to her to suggest this."


Is it insulting or just a possible money loss?


Squeaky-clean Lauren can't have a sex tape leak!


Who else would pay her bills if MTV drops her for bad press?


Then again, MTV wouldn't drop her. Please, they've had bigger trash hosting dating game shows.


We KNOW how to end this ONCE and FOREVER.


Attention Lauren, Jason, and Spencer we have a solution for all the drama.


PerezHilton.com will personally pay for ALL three of you to take a lie detector test!!!!


YES!!!!


That's the easiest way to solve this all.


Why keep playing the he said/she said game????


[Image via Mavrix Online.]


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