Speed Racer Wipes Out!

It's official!

Speed Racer has bombed!

The film took in an extremely disappointing $6.6 million on Friday.

It is expected to take in an embarrassing $23-24 million for the weekend.

Earlier this week, Warner Bros. was expected its film to make in the 30s. Last week, the number was in the 40s. Unfortunately, it's gonna debut in the low 20s.

Iron Man, on the other hand, opened to about $100 million last weekend and it's expected to remain #1 this weekend.

Good reviews probably helped that film and the shiteous ones probably hurt Speed Racer.

Warner Bros. spent close to $200 mill to make Speed Racer. They better make a ton of cash internationally, or else some heads will roll!

If you're a glutton for punishment, click here to watch the first 8 minutes of Speed Racer.

Bomb!

The Monthly Makeover

CLICK HERE to check out Perez's new 'do.

We LOVE it!

Bosom Buddies!

Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith spent the weekend having lobster and shopping for dresses together! Who know old Hollywood spent time together!
Photo:Celebritypuke.com

His New Mugshot

Remorseful.

Sexy!

He'll do very well in prison.

DMX Arrested…TWICE This Week!

It's true — rapper DMX was arrested twice this week.

DMX's first arrest happened on Tuesday for wreckless speeding (he was going 114 MPH on a suburban Phoenix, AZ freeway).

And then early Friday morning, he was arrested AGAIN after authorities conducted a pre-dawn raid at his Phoenix home. Law enforcement serving a search warrant at the rapper's home found drugs and fire arms stashed away.

The popo had been investigating DMX for about 7 months — they had received a number of complaints about DMX's mistreatment of animals.

In addition to the fire arms and drugs, authorities found 5 pit bull mix puppies, which were taken from the home to an Arizona jail where they'll be cared for by female inmates.

During the search, officers report that the rapper attempted to barricade himself inside his bedroom. DMX eventually came out with no further resistance.

Time for him to go to jail!!!!!!

Scientology Loses a Billionaire

One of Tom Cruise's Scientology buddies, Australian billionaire James Packer, is reportedly over the 'religion'. Packer was recently listed as Scientology's richest member. Cruise introduced Packer to Scientology in 2002.

Packer's closest friends have revealed that he's quietly distanced himself from Scientology, was no longer undertaking Scientology courses and has told them he no longer "needs it".

The religion entered Packer's life at one of the lowest points. He was overweight and depressed, his marriage to his first wife, Jodhi Meares, had ended and he was reeling from the humiliating and very public collapse of business, One.Tel, in which he lost about $350 million.

Packer spilled about his association with Scientology only once, telling The Australian Financial Review Magazine in 2006 that he spent an hour or so "every couple of days" practicing the religion. "I think it has been very good for me," he said. "It has been helpful. I have some friends in Scientology that have been very supportive. But I think it's just helped me have a better outlook on life."

However, looks like Packer's distancing from the church could be money motivated. The report points to observers who've suggested that Packer's expanding casino empire has presented issues difficult to reconcile with Scientologist beliefs.

Scientology's founder, L. Ron Hubbard, denounced gambling. "An obsessive gambler is a psychotic just like a drug addict or an alcoholic," Hubbard wrote in 1977.

Packer's office did not respond to the source's call for comments.

[Image via WENN.]

Nick's Going To Jail!!!!

Nick Hogan is going behind bars!

The 17-year-old was sentenced by a judge in Florida on Friday in his tragic car crash case and he will begin serving time immediately.

The Hulkster's son plead guilty to reckless driving and this is the price he has to pay:

- 5 Years Probation

- 8 Months in Jail

- 500 Hours of community service, no buyout available

- 3 Years of Drivers License suspension

- No alcohol for 5 years

- DUI school completed within the first year of probation

- Paying court costs.

Update: Hogan's lawyer is saying that "Nick's happy" with the sentencing.

Separated At Birth

Left: LaToya Jackson. Right: reality TV whore Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen.

Going On Tour!

Coldplay announced on Friday their new "Viva La Vida" trek across North America, which begins June 29th in at the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia and wraps up November 22nd in Salt Lake City.

CLICK HERE to check out the full tour itinerary!

Date, City, Venue, Public On Sale Date

6/29 Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center 5/16

7/2 Washington, DC Verizon Center 5/17

7/3 Hartford, CT XL Center 5/17

7/5 Detroit, MI The Palace of Auburn Hills 5/17

7/6 Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena 5/17

7/8 St. Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center 5/17

7/9 Kansas City, MO Sprint Center 5/17

7/10 Oklahoma City, OK Ford Center 5/16

7/12 Phoenix, AZ Jobing.com Arena 5/17

7/19 Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena 5/17

7/21 Sacramento, CA ARCO Arena

7/24 San Jose, CA HP Pavilion

7/27 Pemberton, BC Pemberton Festival

7/29 Edmonton, AB Rexall Place

7/30 Calgary, AB Pengrowth Saddledome

8/1 Winnipeg, MB MTS Centre

8/3 Omaha, NE Qwest Center

8/4 Chicago, IL United Center

10/20 Montreal, QC Bell Centre

10/21 Ottawa, ON Scotiabank Place

10/26 East Rutherford, NJ Izod Center

10/29 Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre

10/30 Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre

11/3 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden

11/11 Atlanta, GA Philips Arena

11/18 Houston, TX Toyota Center

11/19 Dallas, TX American Airlines Center

11/21 Denver, CO Pepsi Center

11/22 Salt Lake City, UT Energy Solutions Arena

Not So Blind Item

What hard-pAArtying starlet stole clothes from a girl named Kristie, who was her roommate during one of her recent rehab stints (at Cirque Lodge)???????

Damn, girl, you should seek treatment for your kleptomania too!!!

Idiots!

Last month, we told you about two idiots in Ohio that had been charged with corrupting/endangering a child after police say they forced a 2 year old toddler to smoke pot.

The two arrested were 18-year-old Melvin Blevins and 16-year old Angel Dailey.

Oh yea, and they videotaped it all!

The tape was discovered after an Ohio pawn shop dealer found it in a camcorder, which shows the 2 year old inhaling and then choking on the pot smoke.

Dailey has admitted to giving the toddle marijuana.

But even more disturbing is the fact that testing showed the 2 year old was also exposed to COCAINE!!!!

WTF!???!!!!!!!!

Dailey plead guilty to two of the three charges she faced Friday morning in court.

She was charged with two counts of corrupting another (a minor) with drugs, which is a fourth degree felony. She was also charged with one count of misdemeanor child endangering. She will have her sentenced determined in about a month.

As for Belvins, he was charged in connection with the incident. He was also charged on other drug charges in federal count which are in relation to a larger drug ring. Also being charged for the same drug ring, include Dailey's father Tim, and her uncle Tom. All have pleaded not guilty.

The child's mother, who lives in another County, said the child was in the care of the child's father who is a relative of Belvin.

The mother, who released a statement, stated “I feel sorry for her. This never should have happened,” she said after the hearing. “That was her family.”

People!!!!!!

Don't use guns around your kids.

And don't give your kids drugs either!!!!!!!!!

[Image via wltx.com.]

Watch It Live!

Click here to watch Nick Hogan in court!

The Purchase Is Almost Complete!

Good news for her Madgesty!

Reports are surfacing that officials in Malawi are finally going to grant FULL adoption rights to Madonna and her family.

Her Madgesty has been caring for her son David on an 18-month interim custody order that was granted back in 2006.

Madge and her family were recently being monitored at their London home by Malawian social workers to ensure they were suitable parents.

A leaked official document referring to Madonna and Guy Ritchie, states, "Mr. and Mrs. Ritchie have shown a strong commitment in providing the infant with all essential needs like love, safe home environment, care, protection, material as well as emotional support."

It adds that David had "bonded well with the couple and other key members of the household" and that he "continues to develop into a happy thriving toddler. His survival, growth and development is excellent."

The court will hear a full review of the case next week on May 15th.

Madonna is expected to return to Malawi next week to continue her charity work. She will not be required during the hearing though.

An official says, "She will have to come to court to sign the full adoption documents later."

There are still those opposed to the whole adoption, such as the Human Rights Consultative Committee, which as "friends of the court", have decided to challenge the adoption. They are seeking a full review of the interim order granted to Madonna.

Why you gotta be interfering with a baby's happiness???

Not cool!

Yea, that's the way to do it. Take David away from his family and place him back into poverty where he might die of malnutrition or worse!

Let's hope all goes well with the adoption!

[Image via WENN.]

Grey's Goes Gay

In case you missed it….

Click here to watch the man-on-man action from last night's episode of Grey's Anatomy!

Rotten Peaches

Blame Wino!

According to British media reports, Peaches Geldof met with police on Thursday about her appearance in the now infamous video that shows her buying what many believe to be are drugs from Amy Winehouse's dealers.

A Scotland Yard spokesman said, “She was not arrested but interviewed under caution at a premises in central London, not a police station… Reports will be submitted to the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS)."

Apparently, it's the CPS who'll decide whether to prosecute.

Good luck, Peaches! Bet she's hoping the CPS' evidence is as shitty as the stuff that they had on Cokate Moss!

If You Are Easily Offended…

Then do not CLICK HERE!

Denied!

R. Kelly's request to postpone his child porno case hearing was officially DENIED by the judge on Friday.

We mentioned earlier that the judge was probs going to decide on the postponement motion today.

We're glad that it fell on its face as expected!

It's about time that things got underway.

The case has been unresolved for 6 years!!!!

Now if only they would let cameras in the courtroom. That would be off the hook!

Justice can be served AND we could have some entertainment!

Donnie Darko 2: Blasphemous!!!

A sequel to cult film classic Donnie Darko is in the works.

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!

The title of the sequel is S. Darko and it starts shooting on May 18th.

Daviegh Chase will reprise her role as Donnie's younger sister. The cast for S. Darko also includes Ed Westwick (Gossip Girls' Chuck Bass!), Briana Evigan (Step Up 2) and Justin Chatwin (Dragon Ball).

The story picks up seven years after the first film (and Donnie's death) when little sister Samantha Darko and her best friend Corey are now 18 and on a roadtrip to Los Angeles when they are plagued by bizarre visions.

There's no Donnie at all in the new film (sorry Jake Gyllenhaal fans), but there will be meteorites and rabbits.

We really wish they would've left Darko alone.

What are YOUR thoughts on the sequel?

Sucks For Them

The Broadway musical Glory Days has made its mark in history this week.

And not in a good way!

The show opened AND closed on its first day, this past Tuesday.

It had played 17 previews before its official opening, though that didn't seem to help generate any buzz.

Glory Days was written by two actors and also first time authors, Nick Blaemire and James Gardiner, who are 23 and 24 years old.

Poor kids!

The show is was a musical about some ex-high school friends.

The show moved to Broadway following a run in Arlington, VA.

The producers of Glory Days said, "Given the overnight reviews and our low advance sales, we believe it is prudent to close the show on Broadway immediately."

The musical now joins Ellen Burstyn's one-woman show back in 2003, Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All, as the only shows to open and close on the same night.

You're part of history, boys. Embrace it!

[Image via Playbill.com.]

Sopranos Creator Nabs Film Deal

Sopranos creator David Chase just landed a one picture deal with Paramount Pictures.

This is Chase's first big screen adventure.

The CEO of Paramount Pictures is Brad Gray.

Gray was an executive producer on Sopranos before landing the CEO gig at Paramount.

It's so heartwarming nauseating - friends helping friends.

You know every other studio threw shitloads of money Chase's way in hopes of landing a picture deal with the Sopranos mastermind!

No word if the pic is going to be a Sopranos flick.

We're sure everyone is hoping so!

[Image via WENN.]

Really Mushy

Seems Mischa Barton isn't too happy with her body image these days.

You know, she's that skinny girl with the really bad cellulite all over her ass and thighs.

And the cankles!

It's just weird.

But, now Mushy is fighting back. The former TV actress is lashing out against the paparazzi, claiming that the recent cellulite photos were doctored!

Why would anyone waste their time adding cellulite to Mushy's pics? We don't want to see her, regardless!

Mushy's rep, Lisa Perkins, is now working probably for the first time in months and it's to defend Mushy's "perfect" body.

Lisa says, "Those photos are doctored. I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There's a lot you can do with Photoshopping."

Fartone's publicist insists the recent cellulite photos of her at the beach were altered by Aussie photographer Jamie Fawcett, which she refers to as a "parasite."

According to the rep, the photog is intentionally out to get Mushy and make her look bad because "she called him out for taking the topless shots."

To that, the photog adds, "I wouldn't seek to publicly embarrass her with nudity or health issues or body image issues. It is a shame that publications tend to highlight an issue that is not fair to a young girl. … However, sometimes these are the things that sell pictures."

He adds, "I'm not a perv, and I didn't intentionally mean to embarrass her. I don't just set out and start my day thinking I want to get any celebrity topless. I once saw Keanu Reeves dancing in the nude on a balcony with a girl and decided not to shoot them."

WTF? Why not????

He continues, though, "I didn't think at the time that anyone would run those pictures."

We're not sure, but it certainly looks like Mushy has a ton of cellulite to us. Trust us, we should know.

And what about all the photos taken by other photogs aside from Jamie? Are they all out to get Mushy as well?

[Images via Matrix Photos.]

Getting Vibealicious

CLICK HERE to read a great interview Perezzers just did with Vibe

We talked about everything and everyone from gays in hip hop to rappers that chug cough syrup to get high to Riskay, Missy, Kanye, Lil' Wayne our new Radio Perez and much much more!

The Curse of La Lohan

Lindsay Lohan's ass has been dropped from the upcoming film Manson Girls.

Insiders reveal that L.L. poisoned the film.

Because of the recovering addict's involvement, the producers couldn't score any 'name' actors and actresses for the pic cuz no one wanted to be associated with the tabloid favorite that is La Lohan, who has gone full-throttle back to her hard pAArtying ways.

Can you blame them?

[Image via WENN.]

This Is Too Much!

That crazy family from Arkansas, The Duggars, are expecting their 18th child, they announced Friday.

That poor woman!

If you add up all her children, she's been pregnant for 11 years non-stop!!!!!!

Doesn't there come a point when you say, "Okay, we have ENOUGH kids already????"

Can He Buy His Justice???

Today (Friday) is a big court day for alleged child molester R. Kelly.

Jury selection for his much talked-about trial starts today.

And, the judge could rule on the defense's request to delay the trial (AGAIN), which we mentioned earlier in the week will likely fall on its face.

Also, the Chicago Sun Times
" target="_blank">reports that an R. Kelly aide had previously payed off the prosecutor's key witness — the threesome woman from Atlanta (we told y'all about her last week), who prosecutors claim can prove that the young girl Kelly had sex with in that infamous video was indeed underage at the time.

The Atlanta woman apparently was in possession of ANOTHER Kelly sex tape that featured the singer, the alleged child molestation victim and HERSELF engaged in a threesome and that a Kelly aide paid her an undisclosed amount in exchange for said tape.

The paper reports that at some point after the Atlanta woman's dealings with Kelly's aide, prosecutors became aware of her and decided to make her a witness in the case involving the prosecution's tape. Her testimony could prove valuable, because the Kelly's lawyers plan to argue that the alleged minor on that tape is not who prosecutors say she is. The girl, now a woman in her 20s, denied before a grand jury that she was involved and might testify as a defense witness at trial.

Justice better be served in this trial!!!!!

Shiteous!

Click here to watch the first 8 minutes of the new Speed Racer film.

If you're not a six-year-old boy, then this film is NOT for you!

Does This Turn You On????

What's a little toe-sucking amongst friends, right???

More from Eva Mendes's racy Vogue Italia photo shoot.

Is this pic sexy?

• Definitely hot!


• Definitely NOT!

View Results

Is this pic sexy?

• Definitely NOT! (93%)
  
  
  


• Definitely hot! (7%)
  
  
  

Total Votes: 3,257

Vote

Loading …

Another Stunt

Whatever it takes!

Gotta publicize the album, right?

According to reports, Coldplay fans can own the band's new release, Viva La Vida, for half the usual price.

Chris Martin and company just announced a buy one get one free offer on Internet downloads.

Martin said, “Buy one get one free, it comes from working in Kwik Save (British budget supermarket), I think. As I said before nobody buys albums any more, certainly no body buys full albums and we’ve made an album that you have to have from start to finish.”

Interesting, but…record stores must be PISSED.

Why buy the release in the stores when you can get it online for half the cost, right?

Hot. Tranny. Mess.

Our favorite Jackson, La Toya, worked her magic at a party hosted by German mail order and department store corporation Arcandor, Thursday in Munich.

We wonder how much she charges for an appearance.

$500???

[Image via WENN.]

Going Public

Music producer Mark Ronson steps out with his new girlfriend, Daisy Lowe, in London on Thursday night.

She's 19.

He's 32.

[Image via WENN.]

Separated At Birth

Left: John McCain's wife, Cindy. Right: Flavor of Love slut Pumpkin.

The Most Amazing Thing

Our little website got a HUGE shout-out on CSI last night!!!!!

CLICK HERE to check it out.

Mugshot Hall Of Fame

We finally have their pics!

These are those vile, disgusting, disrespectful idiots that desecrated a body and used a corpse head as a bong to smoke marijuana.

We hope their mothers are proud!

A Worthwhile Cause

CLICK HERE to read up on and donate to a very worthwhile cause!

Mr. & Mrs. Carey

Mimi and her buttboy attended the "Time 100" party in NYC last night.

Over them already.

Let's hope they don't break up this weekend, cuz we really don't wanna talk about them that much next week!!!!!!

Mariah and Nick are soooooo in love, they're already talking about having kids, she's said.

Carey's also said (repeatedly) that she's "eternally 12."

Twelve-year-olds should NOT be having kids!

[Photos via Getty Images.]

Happy Mother's Day, Mom

We think our mami will get a kick out of THIS!

New and Improved

We gotta give her props. Nicole Richie definitely is a changed woman!

The first-time mom has toned down her hard-pAArtying ways and embraced being domestic.

Nicole's also been "giving back."

Richie and babydaddy Joel Madden started a foundation for children, and on Thursday the pair hit up the Neighborhood Resource Center in South Central Los Angeles.

It's good that Nicole is good these days but….

We need a new bad girl (besides Amy Winehouse)!

[Image via JFX Online.]

Quote of the Day

"I don’t care if people try to put me down. I just think it’s so sad that that’s what people spend their time doing. It might sound crazy, but I’m a really nice person. Out of my friends, I’m a very sensitive person. I’m the one everyone comes to for advice and I’m always dispensing advice so it’s funny when I get depressed, I need other people’s advice to make me happier. So if people put you down, it is what it is. I think its lame. I’m like, "Whatever, if that’s the way you want to be, but I don’t think it’s cool." You have to try to let it roll off your shoulder. It doesn’t always. It definitely affects me. I’m not immune. It just bums me out. I think its lame. I don’t really use the internet and I never buy tabloids. I’m not much an Internet person, I’m pretty backwards in my technology skills to be honest. So no, I tend to stay away from that kind of stuff. I think it’s kind of bad for you to harp over it."

- Mushy Fartone tells the new issue of OK! magazine

Stronger, Better, Faster, Stronger

We are still buzzing and high from the announcement of our new collection for Hot Topic.

We CAN'T WAIT until June 6th, when you guys can get our Perezcious items in stores or online!

This train is chugging along nicely, and there are so many other cool new projects we're working on. Slow and steady wins the race, as they say.

Being consistent is key! And working hard.

We have been, and it's so rewarding to see the payoff.

4th of July is just around the corner too. Eeeek!

It's the weekend, bbs.

Let's all enjoy it!

Thanks for your love and support, as always.

And thanks to the cool peeps who help make this all sparkly, our advertisers.

Please take a moment to click on their links below and check them out!

AX Summer Fashion Collection

Ultimate Flirting Championship

Svedka

Bravo Upfront

Sunglass Hut

Dove

ABCFamily.com

Candies Foundation

My Network TV In Living Color

Augusten Burroughs A Wolf at the Table

Susan Powter The Politics of Stupid

American Apparel

Sugar DVD

Modcloth

Evil Beet Gossip

Shana Logic

[For advertising info, please email Philton@Blogads.com, Philton@Blogads.com, Philton@Blogads.com, Philton@Blogads.com, Philton@Blogads.com.]

P.O.D. To The Extreme

 If you missed the late night show last night with Jay Leno, you missed one heck of a performance by no other than the infamous P.O.D. (Payable on Death). With a 15 year career, over 8 million albums sold, a series of top charting radio hits, sold out concert tours worldwide and four #1 MTV videos, [...]