Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Stop Masturbating In Public!

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A Penn State basketball player, point guard Stanley Pringle, has been charged for an incident in which he publicly masturbated last week.


Police have confirmed that last Thursday Pringle was caught masturbating in the Pattee Library.


Basketball players go to the library???


Apparently, he was sitting behind an unsuspecting lady in the stacks section of the library when he started to try and make conversation with the woman. He then began to masturbate. Cuz that turns all gals on, right??


That's so not the way to pick someone up!


Pringle has been charged with disorderly conduct and public lewdness.


Brian Siergrist, the Sports Information Director, confirmed that charges were filed against Pringle yesterday, but denied his involvement in the masturbation incident.


A similar incident occured about two weeks ago at the McElwain Hall main stairwell. Police said a man followed a woman into the building and up the stairs, when he then began to masturbate. A similar description of Pringle was given during that incident, though charges for that night have not yet been filed.


Fellas, just jerk your chicken BEFORE you go out of your home! Please!


Stop being such pervs!


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