Monday, March 31, 2008

Jessica Simpson’s In The Hospital!

People.com is reporting that Jessica Simpson is being treated for a kidney infection at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles!



Because A Lot Of You Have Been Asking

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Yes, we are thrilled that Leona Lewis is doing so well in America.


She has a #1 song with Bleeding Love and we can say….."We called it way back in 2006!"


Leona's success is also very bittersweet for us because, as many of you have noticed, we haven't been writing about her. Nor will we mention her any time soon.


We also have several other artists that are "dead to us." They include: Celine Dion, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, The Gossip, Adele, Usher, Justin Timberlake and more. These are some of our favorite musicians. It really, truly pains us not to talk about them. But, it is something we HAVE to do!


Why????


Because Zomba, which is owned by Sony BMG, is suing us and we had a lightbulb go off recently: we can't support any artist signed to Sony BMG.


Why should we help the company suing us make money???? Especially when their lawsuit is personal!


Sony BMG, and their labels Zomba and Jive, are suing us for streaming several songs that turned out to be by Britney Spears.


When these songs first leaked, there was a lot of doubt as to whether they were Britney or a fake. Plus, we never made any music downloadable.


Every time we saw a take-down notice from the R.I.A.A., we complied immediately. By the way, no one at Sony BMG ever contacted us about Britney.


Also, every song we posted - not knowing if it was or wasn't an authentic Spears song - had already been all over the internet and fansites, yet PerezHilton.com is the only entity being sued by Sony BMG.


That's just not right! And, what's even worse are the outrageous demands Sony BMG are making in order to get them to settle this lawsuit and have this case dropped. We don't wanna get into specifics, as this hasn't all been resolved yet.


Sony BMG may win this battle, but at the end of the day we will be the ones laughing.


We KNOW that our support can help their artists, some of our favorites, immensely. We hope alienating us was worth it for Sony BMG!


Every other label out there wants to have us as a friend. It really makes us question the business practices of Sony BMG that they would rather have Perez as an enemy.


Their loss!


And, though we may never write about Leona again, we still love her. Always will. Same for Xtina. And J Lo. And Adele. And Ditto.


Our heart is sad.


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Incest Is Best

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Despite various reports and photos of the two together, Rihanna and Chris Brown are still denying that they are a pair.


This weekend, during the Kid's Choice Awards, Rihanna told MTV News that "We are best friends, honestly, like brother and sister."


Like brother and sister? Does she mean like Angelina Jolie used to be with her brother?


Ewwww.


Rihanna continues, "We both started our careers around the same time. He is one of the only people in the industry … I trust and hang out with all the time. If he was a boyfriend, I would say that."


At the same event, Chris said "They keep asking me, 'What's the deal?' I'm like, 'There's no deal. No deal.' We're just friends." The singer then said, "Be yourself, and see as many girls as possible!"


Yea, he's trying to play the media but it's just not working!


Come on and admit it already.


They Want A Piece Of Moo

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Universal Music Publishing Group (UMPG) just announced that they will renew Mariah Carey's contract in an exclusive, worldwide publishing agreement.


The company will continue to publish Mariah's songs and future records, and she is sure to rake in millions doing so!


David Renzer, Chairman & CEO of UMPG, stated "Mariah Carey is well known for her incredible voice, but we also celebrate her incredible strength as a songwriter and the fact that she has co-written most of her best known songs. We're honored that she has agreed to renew her working relationship with UMPG and we look forward to continuing to promote her amazing and wonderful body of work globally."


Touch her body…of work!


[Photo via Getty Images.]


The Kardashians Teach Their Little Sister About Her "Period"






The title pretty much sums it up!


Click here to check it out.


She Has Great Taste In Men!

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Him again!


That fugly dude seen on the beach in Miami this past weekend with a booger-picking Tara Reid seems to be more than a one-time fling.


The handsome hunk and the former actress got their pAArty on at Diddy's Winter Music Conference party.


And then they went home and…


Ewwww! Yuk! Yuk! GROSS!


[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]


Now This Is DIVA!

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Miz Kylie Minogue kept herself cool with the help of a fan before the cameras started rolling Monday morning for her appearance on the Today show.


Does she have someone that holds her cups while she drinks out of a straw????


That would be very Mimi of her! She is the Queen Diva, after all.


[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]


U-N-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-A-B-L-E

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The Office beauty Rashida Jones is featured in the new issue of Allure magazine with her mom, former model Peggy Lipton.


Her mom is 61 years old!!!! For reals!!!! And, she looks like she's naturally that gorgeous, without any nips and tucks.


Share your secrets, Peggy!!!


And she does.


“I advise my daughters to moisturize, moisturize, moisturize, but worrying too much about the way you look will age you," Lipton tells Allure. "Beauty at any age really does come from within.”


Says Rashida, whose father is legendary musician Quincy Jones, “My sister and I used to tease my Mom about the lengths she would go to to stay out of the sun and prepare her skin for bed with all sorts of creams and oils, but seeing how she looks now, I happily eat my words."


Note to self: moisturize every fucking hour!!! Sleep in a tub of lard. Whatever it takes!!!


This Is Gonna Be Gooood!

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Oasis and Ryan Adams (and the Cardinals) are hitting the road together at the end August!


Sad news (for us at least) is that they're only playing a few cities and LA isn't one of them.


Oasis will play their first live show in over two years at Seattle's WaMu Theater on the 26th of August before crossing the Canadian border with Adams and his band to play shows in Vancouver, Edmonton and Calgary.


Pre-sale tickets go on sale tomorrow, April 1st.


If it wasn't Teddy Hilton's birthday week, we totally would have considered going up to Seattle or Canada for a few days to see one of the shows.


John Cusack's Stalker Shows Up At His Home!

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Say hello to a whole lotta crazy!


John Cusack's alleged stalker is behind bars - for now.


Despite a restraining order barring her from approaching Cusack, hardcore fan Emily Leatherman showed up outside his home in Malibu on Sunday night.


Deputies were called to the 24000 block of Malibu Road about 7 p.m. Sunday after a cab driver reported that a passenger was refusing to pay a fare for a ride to that area.


As deputies approached the scene, they were flagged down by Cusack, who told them he recognized the woman in the cab and that she had been stalking him.


Leatherman is being held in lieu of $150,000 bail.


Hope Leatherman gets some psychological help when she gets out!


And hopefully she gets a nice dermatologist in jail!


[Image via Los Angeles Times.]


Letting It All Hang Out

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This turkey's almost ready to serve!


We love turkey (and mashes potatoes)….and Cate Blanchett too!


The fabulaux Australian actress, still zexy while sperminated, waddled to a local shop on Sunday near her temporary Hunters Hill home, in Sydney, Australia.


This will be Cate's third child.


[Image by BARM via Fame Pictures.]


I'm Fucking Matt Damon (En Español)




This is no joke!


Click here for a Spanish language interpretation of the Matt Damon / Sarah Silverman classic.


Shoot 'Em Up

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Shia LaBeouf is working out his aggressions in a healthy way!


The actor, whose had some recent "troubles" with the law, went to a gun range in Los Angeles this weekend for a little skeet shooting.


The photo agency also claims that Shia attended an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. That's a good thing too!


[Image via Steve/Chris via National Photo Group.]


Just Because

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Look at how dreamy he looks!


David Beckham enjoys an L.A. Lakers home game this past weekend.


Sigh.


[Photo via Getty Images.]


Puppy Love

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The superstar that is Teddy Hilton made a new friend in the adorable Charlie Bynes!


On Sunday night, we made it out to the Velvet Margarita Cantina in Hollywood to celebrate Charlie and mommy Amanda Bynes's cover of Animal Fair magazine.


They're just friends, though. Sadly, we don't think Teddy is gay doggie. We're not so sure about Charlie! ha ha


[Pretzel's sweater courtesy of Ben Sherman. Thanks to Dana Dynamite!]


Gyllenspoon Spring Break!

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Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon, and her two adorable kiddies were spotted at LAX this weekend.


The couple and crew were returning from a week-long trip to Mexico. Hope they had a nice Spring Break with the tots.


Why so shy????


Reese has her kids well trained! Keep those heads down when the paps are around!


Poor Jakey is still hobbling around on crutches.


Don't show this pic to Ryan Phillippe. It'll make him more "uncomfortable" and stuff!


[Image via National Photo Group.]


They're Back - Officially!

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Late January we reported that NKOTB were considering a reunion.


Now reports have been confirmed that news. How anti-climactic!


New Kids On The Block, the original N'Sync all-boy band, will be performing together for the first time in years on April 4th, on the Today show. Yeah, that's THIS Friday.


NKTOB, consisting of Jordan Knight, Jonathan Knight, Joey McIntyre, Danny Wood, and Donnie Wahlberg are back together. But will this be as successful as the Spice Girls reunion???


Coincidentally, 2008 marks the groups 20th anniversary since the release of their big hit, Hangin' Tough.


A reunion tour seems like it might be in the works.


But the question is, does anyone still care?





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Things Are Slowly A Changin'

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Last week it was announced that Raul Castro's government
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Now, reports claim that early Monday the younger Castro quietly lifted the controversial ban keeping Cubans from staying at tourist hotels and renting cars.


Granma, the Communist Party daily newspaper, made no mention of the change on its website early Monday, but several hotel and rental-car employees said they were informed of the move late Sunday.


A hotel worker , who declined to give his name out of fear, welcomed the change. "Cubans should have the same rights as everyone else," he said.


Amen!


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Jumping on the Bandwagon

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Nickelodeon doesn't want Disney to have all the high school fun….or money!


On April 21st, Nick will kick off filming Spectacular — their answer to the Mouse's High School Musical.


Are rip-offs ever as good as the original???


Spectacular centers on a preppy high school girl who is part of the school's Spectacular choir. The group is in sad shape, with its most talented members either having graduated or been stolen away by a rival squad. The preppy sees salvation in a cocky rock guy who reluctantly joins the choir to win a money prize that would finance his rock 'n' roll dreams. But the rocker doesn't factor in falling for the preppy girl.


Hmmmm….


If it's more like Mean Girls meets Bring It On and less like HSM, then we'd be very interested to see it!


Nick's people are also making it a point to say the songs in Spectacular will be performance-based rather than featuring characters suddenly breaking out into song like they do in High School Musical.


Whatever… it's still a knock off!


We're not so sure about this. It better be damn good to get over the knock off vibe.


Plus, Nick doesn't have the Zefron!


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Jessica Simpson Hospitalized!!!

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Jessica Simpson is currently at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles!


What's ailing her????


In Touch Weekly is reporting that the singer was hospitalized over the weekend due to a kidney infection.


“She checked in on Friday morning because she was feeling achy and had a fever,” a friend of the family confirmed.


Jessica was kept over the weekend for observations and is expected to be released Tuesday morning.


“She is doing fine, but she is ready to get out of there,” added the friend.


And although Jessica’s boyfriend, Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo wanted to be by her side, he had prior commitments in Dallas.


What's up with all these sluts and their kidney infections????


Mary-Kate Olsen was also hospitalized last year with a kidney infection.


Dirrrty!


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Girlfight!: Blake Lewis vs. Sanjaya

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Blake Lewis is really bothered by Sangina Malakar. Actually, he's probably just bothered by everyone that is more popular than him!


Last week, Idol runner-up Lewis was on the radio talking about how "boring" David Archuleta is, even though David seems to be one of this season's crowd favorites.


Blake was also open about disliking Malakar and has even called the American Idol viewers "ignorant" for voting for him.


Blake called Sangina a very "disrespectful little kid", saying he was “disrespectful of people’s boundaries” and since he “didn’t have a father figure in his life” he needed to teach Sangina a lesson. He claimed at times he would even lock Malakar out during the American Idol tour.


Douche!


During an interview with WAPE FM 95.1 in Jacksonville, FL, Blake revealed that the only reason Sangina even made it through was because his sister made the cut. Originally, Sangina didn't make it but when his sister passed the producers decided to add him back in. Or so he claims.


Blake continues that he was never a fan of Sangina and that he should have never been on the show. "Why is this little kid that's just annoying on the show… I don't think he should have been on the show at all. It's just bad for television, terrible, terrible television."


Could the resentment be an underlying love?


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The Magic Of Photoshop

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Fergie looks soft and feminine on the cover of the new issue of Glamour magazine.


And in real life….


She looks LIKE THIS!


Attention Hannah Montana Fans

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If you live in the Nashville area….


Click here for information on how to be in the new Hannah Montana film!


And, while you're there, can you ask Miley to stop making those annoying YouTube videos??????


The U2 Money Machine

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U2 has pulled a Madonna!


The Irish band just signed a 12-year exclusive deal with concert promoter Live Nation.


LN will produce Bono and Co.'s concerts, manufacture and sell their merchandise, license the band's image AND run the U2 website/online fan club. Madonna's big Live Nation deal included all the stuff U2 agreed to PLUS distribution of recorded music and music publishing.


The U2 deal is still in the process of being finalized.


However, based on the Madonna deal, it is estimated that U2 stands to make about $70 million.


U2's most recent tour was the second-highest-grossing concert tour in history, earning $389.4 million at the box office.


Sounds like Live Nation made a pretty good investment to us!


Taking A Bite Out Of Miami

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Owen Wilson is making the most of his time in our hometown!


The actor, working on the film Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston, took in some tennis this past weekend.


Wilson was spotted enjoying an apple and watching a match between American James Blake and Fabrice Santoro of France at the Crandon Park Tennis Center in Key Biscayne, Florida.


Blake won!


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Quote of the Day

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"When I'm in a relationship I'm very loyal and committed. I give a lot. But it's been nice not having a boyfriend for the past year. In fact it's the first time I haven't had one in ten years and I'm enjoying what I'm getting out of this moment. I could be in a relationship if I wanted to be but I haven't finished doing what I'm doing."


- Cameron Diaz tells the new issue of British GQ


The Best Selena Tribute Ever!




CLICK HERE for the fierceness!


A Worthwhile Cause

CLICK HERE to read up on and donate to a very worthwhile cause!


It Was an Accident

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After deliberating for less than two hours, a jury in the Bahamas has just determined that Anna Nicole Smith's son, Daniel Smith, died from an accidental drug overdose and is recommending no criminal charges.


The inquest began in November 2007 to determine what killed the 20-year-old.


Island police have maintained there is no evidence of homicide.


An autopsy found that Daniel likely died from a combination of drugs, including methadone and antidepressants.


[Image via Trimspa via Mavrix.]


How Do We Say This Delicately???

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Ewwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwww!

Ewwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwww!

Ewwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwww!


We love her, but….


Those man arms do not look sexy on her!


Madonna showed off her overly developed muscles upon departing the gym, Monday morning in London.


[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]


R.I.P.

More cost-cutting at magazines has resulted in 111 Newsweek staffers parting ways with the pub.


We're happy our home is on the Internets!


Foaming at the Mouth

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Hateher Mills apparently went ballistic when confronted with pictures of Macca macking on heiress Nancy Shevell in the Caribbean last week.


"She went absolutely crazy," a source reveals. "She was screaming, 'I bet Paul paid for that old tart to go first class. I can't believe he's wasting money on that thing when he won't pay for his own child to go first class.'"


Ha ha ha ha ha!


Rub it, Macca…rub your freedom and happiness in Mucca's face. Loves it!


[Image via WENN.]


Paris Eats Floor

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It was widely reported this past weekend that Paris Hilton took a tumble in Prague this past weekend, while on tour with boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte.


Many reports claim that the Prague paparazzi were at fault for her fall and subsequent chin injury, but these pictures show that Paris wasn't swarmed by paparazzi at all! It seems like the heiress simply tripped on the single stair leading from the Italian restaurant she was dining at to the street.


As she tumbled to the ground Benji nearly stepped on her head but managed some fancy footwork to barely escape it. He began to help her up but exchanged a few choice words with the loan photog instead.


Paris eventually made it to her feet and, obviously embarrassed, covered her head with her hood and hid in a corner on the street with Benji comforting her.


The two soon after rushed to their awaiting car with Paris refusing to uncover her hurt chin and seeming very angry with the situation.


Awww, it's okay, Paris. It happens to everyone.


Just roll with the punches…or the slips!


[Image by BSA via Fame Pictures.]


Off The Market

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Sorry ladies (and fellas) Andy Roddick is a taken man!


The tennis star, who has dated Brooklyn Decker since 2007, is now engaged.


Brooklyn's a model who has appeared in the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. Typical! Everybody wants to bang a model!


The pair met after the tennis star asked his agent to track down her number.


Roddick popped the question last week, and unlike most of Hollywood, they are confirming the news.


Andy confirmed it on his website, stating, "The couple wanted to tell their family and close friends first but good news travels fast. By the time Andy arrived in Miami for the Sony Ericsson Open, the tournament was bustling with the news. With their hectic travel schedules, Andy and Brooklyn plan to enjoy their engagement and will wait to set a wedding date."


Congrats are in order. We give them 2 years. Max.


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Wrestling is Hazardous to YOUR Health!

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There's just a whole lotta wrong surrounding wrestling these days.


It's killing wrestlers and now fans are becoming victims!


According to reports, about 40 people were injured at a Wrestlemania event in Orlando on Sunday. Fire officials say a pyrotechnics malfunction sent fireworks and hot cables flying into the crowd. Injuries were supposedly minor, but at least three people were taken to a hospital. Their conditions are not yet known.


WWE Corporate Headquarters has yet to release an official statement.


Be careful wrestlers and wrestling fans!


[Image via Mavrix.]


Kylie! Kylie! Kylie!






Miz Minogue is taking America by storm this week, in celebration of the U.S. release of her latest album, X.


The Australian dynamo kicked off her media blitz on the Today show this morning.


Click here to check out her interview!


Kylie will be performing (yay!) on Dancing With the Stars later this week.


Welcome back to America!!!!


Guess The Celebutard

What star just confessed to the following????


"I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's all I do. But I do smoke, and I've got some really good hash."


Find out who is the celeb stoner….after the jump!



It's Rolling Stone Keith Richards. Hey, at least he's not on the heroin (that we know of) any more!


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In Memoriam




The beautiful and talented Selena's life was cut tragically short thirteen years ago today at the too tender age of 23.


She had so much life ahead of her!


Thankfully, her music lives on. And THIS is one of our favorite Selena songs.


R.I.P.


SIGHting

Spotted: President Bush being booed as he walked onto the field at Nationals Park last in D.C. on Sunday to throw out the first pitch for the Washington Nationals first regular season game.


If You've Got Some Sugar For Me….

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Sugar Daddy bring it home!


Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight, 35, and his "boy"friend, 19 year old student Mark Cornelsen, house hunt in The Hollywood Hills on Sunday.


They sure are wasting no time!


T.R., who's sexuality became caused the explosion known as Isaiahgate, attracts a boyfriend who likes to wear bold political statements, like this "We All Have Aids" t-shirt.


The pair walked hand-in-hand through the streets and even hugged for the paparazzi.


How sweet! How nauseating!


[Image by DIS via Fame Pictures.]


Denied!

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Poor Adrianne Curry. She's Z-list and she knows it!


The reality TV star and sometimes Playmate was invited to a big Hollywood premiere this past weekend only to be turned away once she got there!


Adrianne just posted an appropriately named entry, "Z-list, DENIED!!", on her official blog.


She writes:


"I was supposed to go to the premier of Nim’s Island..starring Gerard Butler and Jodi Foster today. I was so excited! It is the first premier I have been invited to that had a big budget and big names…I’ve never been to a major movie premier. I actually felt excited to walk a red carpet for the first time in years. I LOVE Jodi Foster, ever since I saw Silence of the Lambs. I bought a beautiful (but simple) dress, spent 2 hours on my hair and makeup (I like to do it myself), and another hour and a half in traffic. Seemed everywhere I turned another accident would happen!


After I parked I tried to make my way to the Mann Chinese Theater. HUGE crowds filled the sidewalks. The streets were blocked. Cops were not allowing ANYONE near the theater! I begged the cop to allow me to go to the red carpet, but he told me I had to wait with the rest of the FANS! Now, I love people, but I knew if I waited there any longer…there would be a mob scene. People come to Hollywood from all over the world in the hopes to run into just one celeb. I had no security and felt pretty vulnerable. My publicist Cindy tried to get me over to her (she was on the other side…the side I needed to be on) but I just let her know I was going to leave. I didn’t want to stand there with people trying to get a glance of the big stars. Awkward! I was too damn dressed up to not stick out like a sore thumb. Looks like the only way to get to that red carpet is to waste my money on a driver? I only do that if I am drinking…otherwise, I am very capable of driving myself!


I made my way back to my car and drove another hour back home. Four and a half hours I spent on a premier I couldn’t get to. I have to say, I feel a little sad. Like I said before, I was pretty damn excited to be invited to something like this. Kinda cool to be able to see a flick before anyone else. Oh well, maybe I might get invited to another movie one day. I can’t wait to pop my Premier Cherry! Til then, I will enjoy the 3 bags of Taco Bell I brought home to ease my sorrow! ; )


With everything going on in the world, this is pretty damn minor. However, it still sucks ass! I know most people have had similar experiences int heir lives. Tell me your stories! What concert did you miss because of an accident…what huge bash did you not make it to because your car broke down? Let me know what YOU were so excited about that you missed…"


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It's True!

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Sad news TV viewers!


As we first reported three weeks ago…


Kathy Lee Gifford is returning to daytime!


The former Live co-host will be anchoring the Today show's 10 A.M. fourth hour, it was officially announced this morning.


Kathy Lee starts next Monday.


Gifford will be going head-to-head with the ladies from The View. We'd rather watch that show any day over Kathy Lee!


[Image via Mavrix Online.]


Feast On This

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CLICK HERE to read the full Madonna article from the new issue of Vanity Fair.


Long live The Queen!


Real or Pop Fiction???

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The bad news: This could be another lame publicity stunt for Ashton Kutcher's new show.


The good news: No one is watching that show!


Joe Jonas was spotted shopping with Michalka of Aly & AJ at the 3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica on Sunday.


Fun. No big deal.


Well….


Then Joe had to go and hold Aly's hand!!!!!!


Why'd you gotta do that, bb????


Is that a move that just "friends" make?????


It's all probably fake anyways, just like the Brangelina wedding.


[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]


Sunday, March 30, 2008

Don't Drink and…. Do TV!




This is one of the best interviews ever!


Singer/songwriter Adam Green (of the now defunct Moldy Peaches) was a guest this past weekend on TV Total, one of the biggest TV shows in Germany.


Unfortunately for him and fortunately for us, he got so pissed drunk before the show and gave quite a memorable appearance.


The uncomfortableness of the host and the audience, especially when Green keeps joking about fighting in the Iraq war, is priceless!


Click here to check it out!


How Sad

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Just minutes before Avril Lavigne's concert in Buffalo, New York, this past weekend.


The arena was more empty than full.


Kinda breaks our heart. But it also makes us wanna laugh!


A Public Service Announcement

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Look at those lips!


THAT FACE!!!!


Her thinning hair!!!!


Lara Flynn Boyle used to look somewhat normal back in the day. This past weekend, though, she looked like the bride of Michael Jackson on an outing for din din to Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills.


This is a warning to all you ladies out there: don't fuck with your face!


[Image by PER via Fame Pictures.]